One Way Ticket

I'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker I'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer I got a dog looks like a gopher And he's been a pretty good friend Play my guitar for the girls I'm meetin' Writing the songs from the books I'm readin' I find it odd that I'm breaking even Look at the money I've spent I'm going through life on a one way ticket Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride Threw a dart at the map and it landed on Phoenix She looked at me like I was from Venus I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a Kleenex I headed off into the night I'm nothing more than a modern day Jonah In the belly of a whale they call Arizona Ordering hot wings and cold Coronas Taking one town at a time I'm going through life on a one way ticket Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride I'm going through life on a one way ticket Wanna visit New England and sail the Pacific Gamble in Reno, give Frappuccino a try Gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it Change the to-do's, to the already did it's Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride I got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride That's right