Officer Norris

Capo IV Dear Officer Norris is that really your name? Why do all you police men all look just the same? With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor You read us our rights but you read them too fast Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass Officer Norris, Officer Norris Get down on your knees Oh, ease out, we'll ease out, we shouldn't have tried Go down to Columbus, Georgia, we was so fried And the police they get you if you look strange at night If you're wearing polyester double-knit you're alright But we only had blue jeans; our eyes was red Said they knew that we was awful; all the good folks was in bed But what do they know? What do they know? They don't know everything No sheets on the bed, just a blanket of blue If I was your mama I'd run out on you Were you in Korea and Vietnam, too? Or did you learn in college like the young police do? You learned how to use handcuffs and time your own breaks Gettin' free cups of coffee, free coffee cakes From middle-aged women that's already married Middle-aged womens that's already married Officer Norris is that really your name? Why do all you police men all look just the same? With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor You read us our rights but you read them too fast Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass Officer Norris, Officer Norris Get down on your knees