Cat's In The Kettle

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein string Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork (walk down)Em But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' here on my fork 1: There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat everyday at noon They can feed you cat and you?ll never know What they're wrappin' up in dough, boy They fry it real crisp in dough Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I lost my appetite There's 2 cat's in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or 2 When I swear I heard it mew, boy And that is when I knew Chorus 2: There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon They say that it's beef, or fish or pork But it's purrin' there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork