Snow Charges

There's a patch of ice shimmering under the sky On the south corner of Bushwick on the residential side And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm afraid I'll slip Most day when it's cloudy and all night i stay inside But it's 2:30 on new years day and outside it's looking bright And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii could use some chips And a bottle of soda For my quest to rescue Zelda Trying to be brave I touched the puddle to my tongue And within a millisecond the bottom of my face went numb And no one on the street knew anything was wrong So, I tried to move my arms to find that they were frozen too And i tried to run away, my legs felt like they were stuck in glue And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii started to hear a storm Through my ears poured freezing rain And it froze my freezing brain A handful of neighbors gathered underneath the awning Of the laundromat 200 feet from the front door of my building And it smacked my like a pinball And it crushed me like a wrecking ball I was swallowed by a cold duvet and the kids are gonna have a SNOW DAAAAAAYYY!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh x2 I couldn't bear to find out how the story was gonna end So I shut my eyes and went to sleep and no one found me dead 'Cause everybody stayed inside 'til March And a patch of flowers grew out of the concrete where I lied Some boy picked a dandelion to give to a girl he liked And she gave him a kiss That warmed his lonely heart Now they hold each other tight And stay in on winter nights