Here's Your Freakin' Song

Intro: Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?" And I've been like, "I don't know 'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song" But last night I decided I'm gonna freakin' do this We've been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you, about our love And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of I've been writing all night And I got it just right, here we go You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's your freakin' song And all my homies have always said "What you doing with that girl? She's ****** up in the head" My mom don't like you, my dad don't too And my brother says you look like A guy from Who's Scadoo I'm just keeping it real This is just how I feel, here we go You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's your freakin' song I can't talk or you'll get pissed Used to dream I don't exist I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go With all the shit that we've been through This is the best that I can do Can I still get lucky tonight? Please? I'm using manners and everything, I uh I, I hope you like this song I spent a lot of time on it But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this But uh, this is the Chorus You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's your freakin' song You want it, you got it Here's your freakin' song You want it, you got it Here's your freakin' song Okay, I don't know why this is still going I anticipated this being.. 3 minutes long, it's still going here. I don't know what's happening Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you.. And Uh Okay. Evidently it's over now. I don't know. I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and I, uh Boy, this is sort of an awkward moment here. I, uh, I'm going to be honest, I have to pee.