My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic

verse 1: My girlfriend is so beautiful She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts There's no end to her kindness Shes the only one can make me laugh until it hurts Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle She watches all my favorite shows But there's only one thing you should know Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobody's perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But I think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! I know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic verse 2: My girlfriend loves yoga She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots Does Pilates then kamikazes So sweet but you never wanna piss her off Cause there's only one thing you should know Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobody's perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But I think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! I know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic Interlude: Bridge: And every night, I end up driving So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again Get locked in the pen. Again. Solo: x4 Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobody's perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But I think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! I know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic