verse 1 You ever believe in big strong daddy legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness If I am a dog then shake hands Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and suck red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky verse 1 Defenders of the world we make believe in Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank If I am a dog then shake hands Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and suck red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky BRIDGE Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins Never mind as crawling is my in mind world With everything alive Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes And crown me everything alive Chorus - Instrumental verse 3 And so the spirits they do protect him now When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings Now eat up your hands now eat your... Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and suck red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky BRIDGE No feet for me and suck red upon my belly No feet for me and suck red upon my belly Never mind as crawling is my in mind world With everything alive Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes And crown me everything alive Stick and suck dribble in my shoes And crown me everything alive Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes And crown me everything alive OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2 Is me alive and a-crawling is my world Crawling is my world! Crawling is my world! BRIDGE - Instrumental Chorus - Instrumental verse 4 And so the spirits they do protect him now When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings If I am a dog then shake hands Chorus - repeat x however many times you want to do it Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and suck red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky NOISES
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