Farewell Aunty Jack,  
We know you'll be back 
Though you're 10 feet tall 
You don't scare us at all 
You're big, bold and tough 
But you're not so rough 
There's a scream as she plummets away ('allo me little luvlies) 
(Spoken over the chorus progression) 
So remember, you better listen to this song real close coz i'll tell you what,if you don't,  
I'm gonna jump through your speakers and rip your bloody arms off...and I will too... 
Don't forget it...Especially you stupid. 
She rides a black bike (I do) 
And drives through the night (Right) 
She's big, round and fat  
But don't dare tell her that (flaming one arm...) 
Coz she gets so mean 
Her glove starts to gleam 
There's a scream as she plummets away (goodbye me little luvlies) 
Bridge: 
Oh we really really love you 
And we think the world about you 
Won't you please come back to our house 
Please come back dear Aunty Jack 
Now you've gone away and left me 
Aunty Jack please don't forget me 
Just remember I'll be waiting 
At the gates dear aunty Jack 
Yes I think I must be dreaming 
I can hear your bike a screaming 
And I know you're coming near me 
Now you're back dear Aunty Jack (I'm back) 
Ch: 
Farewell Aunty Jack, (Make up your bloody mind) 
We know you'll be back 
Though you're 10 feet tall 
You don't scare us at all (I've heard that before) 
You're big, bold and tough 
But you're not so rough 
There's a scream as she plummets away (G'bye me little luvlies) 
(Spoken over the chorus progression) 
I'm really off this time....Like a piece of cheese