Cigarettes And Heroin

INTRO VERSE Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends Now I?m in a sanitarium wearing depends Done a lot of damage but I feel ok The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" Oh yeah, well alright! You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night Oh yeah, well alright! You know I?d break out but I?m too weak to fight Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright VERSE These therapy sessions they get oh so sad Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad She never knew why, oh now its clear Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" Chorus VERSE We have 12 step meetings, and boy, they're fun We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, I wish we had guns An hour outside, it's like a vacation It?s like a fucking prison, but we get medication And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" Chorus Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright