Welcome Madmen With Guns

On the TV,someone’s running As the helicopter cam zooms in And they superimpose green arrows Google Earth it to the head of a pin She says “There behind the police tape “Seen it all with my eyes and ears “I was talking to my friend Charlie “And then Charlie disappeared” Welcome, welcome Come and have some fun We got every Chinese toy under the sun And every Ponzi scheme That ever has been run And old men with hard-ons And Madmen with guns And I heard that you made threats against me and my family And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation Welcome, welcome Come and have some fun We got every Chinese toy under the sun And every Ponzi scheme That ever has been run And old men with hard-ons And Madmen with guns And who’s doing who And where’s the fire And who do you think is juicin And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs Which field should we turn you loose in Monkeys in captivity Ikea in the Amazon What’s in your wallet And which side are you on? Can anyone still stand up Or are we all just too ground down Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains Welcome, welcome Come and have some fun We got every Chinese toy under the sun And every Ponzi scheme That ever has been run And old men with hard-ons And Madmen with guns Stadiums, palladiums Prisons second to none And old men with hard-ons And Madmen with guns