Seven Things

(intro) (sha...sha...stop) (verso 1) I probably shouldn't say this Because my friends think that I'm weird But everytime I say: I love you They remind me you can't hear It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored But you feel so real to me. Why can't they see. And you're still standing in the same way Just how I left you yesterday, Against the wal, don't fall (Refrão 1) The 7 things I hate about you The 7 things I hate about you (oh you) You're fake, you break, you are not real If only I had something to feel You are 2D with no back side You cost me quite a lot to buy My friends are jerks They make fun of us, just know it hurts I wanna be with the real Miley And the 7th thing I hate the most about you You make cardboard look cute (intro) (verso 2) It's awkward and it's silent Because cardboard cannot speak I wonder what you think about When you smile and stare at me Dood are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard, she can't hear us (YES I CAN) Dood oh my god did she just talk?! She's been real all along! Say something again! (DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!) (Refrão 2) You're fake, you break, you are not real If only I had something to feel You are 2D with no back side You cost me quite a lot to buy My friends are jerks They make fun of us, just know it hurts I wanna be with the real Miley And the 7th thing I hate the most about you You make cardboard look cute (ponte) Compared to all the great things That would take too long to write I probably should mention The 7 that I like (Refrão 2) The 7 things I like about you Your hair, your eye, cardboard Levis And when we kiss, you're hypnotized You let me do, whatever I want I can't wait till Chris is gone! We never fight when I hold you tight Ow! A splinter! Ohhh it's alright! I wanna be with the real Miley And the 7th thing i like the most about you You make cardboard look cute