I'm A Better Anarchist Than You

i don't drive a car 'cause they run on gas but if i did it'd run on biomass i ride a bike or sometimes a skateboard so fuck off all you drivers and your yuppie hordes sitting all day in the traffic queues i'm a better anarchist than you i don't eat meat i just live on moldy chives or the donuts that i found in last week's dumpster dives look at you people in that restaurant i think you are so sad when you coulda been eating bagels like the ones that i just had i think it is a shame all the bourgeois things you do i'm a better anarchist than you i don't wear leather and i like my clothes in black and i made a really cool hammock from a moldy coffee sack i like to hop on freight trains i think that is so cool it's so much funner doing this than being stuck in school i can't believe you're wearing those brand new shiny shoes i'm a better anarchist than you i don't have sex and there will be no sequel because heterosexual relationships are inherently unequal i'll just keep moshing to rancid and the clash until there are no differences in gender, race or class all you brainwashed breeders you just haven't got a clue i'm a better anarchist than you i am not a pacifist i like throwing bricks and when the cops have caught me and i've taken a few licks i always feel lucky if i get a bloody nose 'cause i feel so militant and everybody knows by the time the riot is all through i'm a better anarchist than you i don't believe in leaders i think consensus is the key i don't believe is stupid notions like representative democracy whether or not it works i know it is the case that only direct action can save the human race so when i see you in your voting booths then i know it's true i'm a better anarchist than you