Thats Your Cousin

Intro: Verse I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou Said, " How'd you like to go for a drive?" I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks Lit a cozy fire for a little romance I sang her a song and she reached for my hand When daddy busted outta the woods, he said Stop it right there, hands in the air We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks Tryin' to find you and dang that was close Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin I turned a- round to look at Becky and she looked at me We broke the law of attraction almost instantly Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green And she gave me my coat back So we packed it in but the night was young She said, "If you don't mind, I'd still like to have fun There's a show called 'Deliverance' on re-run Down at the cinema" Stop it right there, hands in the air We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks Tryin' to find you and dang that was close Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin Instrumental: Stop it right there, hands in the air We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks Tryin' to find you and dang that was close Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you We need a little seperation in the our gene pool Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin Outro Well, I ran into Becky just the other day At the new online inter- net café She was lookin' for a man from the Ukraine --- on e- Harmony