Intro: verse 1 I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a I'm getting drunk on a plane verse 2 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Got this 737 rockin' like a Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain (let ring out) they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane verse 3 We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Got this 737 rockin' like a Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my condition got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane verse 4 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Got this 737 rockin' like a Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my condition got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Outro I'm getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out in the baggage claim but right now I'm drunk on a plane
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