The Smoking Song

Dogpiss

Intro , . Heard it all before, don't want to hear no more about it Chewing gum is aggravating me And climbing walls don't suit me Well I'm used to smoking 20 before lunchtime I don't get up til 10 - what a drag, what a drag What a 2 & 8 I'm in today, filling up the ashtray In the mind there's no doubt about it 's best if I don't go out Cos I'd substitute my patches for a box of Safety matches and a fag. What a drag, what a drag, what a drag. Heard it all before no need to tell me anymore About the government health warnings I'm still craving in the mornings You could paper walls with what I cough up In the early hours now and then What a drag, what a drag Extra strong and ultra low I've tried them all so I should know That nothing beats a pack of 20 fags They say I won't see 45 but at the moment I'm alive Looking forward to another shag and a fag What a drag. , End on

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