First Verse I Don't know where you come from And I don't know where you been If you're ever 'round my farm Won'tcha come on in! I don't know if you been wrong Don't know if you been right But if you're ever 'round my farm Won'tcha stop the night Second Verse If you're a pretty little hippy And you're a hitchin' down the road And you wanna hang it up for the night Look for the big green farm with the red and yellow barn Just over to the left or the right Come a kickin' throught the chickens And ring my bell And I'll be happy as hell...well! Third Verse I Don't know where you slept last night I don't care what he said If you're ever 'round my farm You can share my bed I Don't know what you're smokin' Or what you been learnin' in school But if you're ever 'round my farm You can fuck my mule!!! Break lots of grunting and moaning (just follow same chord pattern) Outro (shouting, hysterical laughter)

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