Voldemort Is Awesome

You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry My dad told me it was really scary We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us Your people When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad Some jerks were happy No, they were not sad They said, "Hooray There's no way he's okay Yeah I think he has gone away Far away There to stay Oh hooray" They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome 'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about It won't take that much longer You're getting stronger every day And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah They're afraid that you will attack and I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers And now it looks like you'll be back in your place My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face He said, "Hooray He's okay Oh Voldaya Yeah, I think he is back to stay Praise the day I am gay Oh hooray" Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too? Won't you do me a solid And share with me your knowledge It won't take that longer I could get stronger every dayyyyy yeah So much stronger Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is I just wanna live forever So's we can be together And show everyone else something more to do too Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is I just wanna live forever So's we can be together And show everyone else something more to do too