Intro: Verse: Well I got a car, ain't got no gas I got a cheque, but it won't cash I got a woman, ain't got no class Well I got a guitar, ain't got no string I got ten fingers, ain't got no ring I got a woman, ain't got a thing Well I got a door, ain't got no key I got some drums, but ain't got no beat I got a woman, she ain't so sweet Interlude: | | | | | | Verse: He got two feet, ain't got no shoes He got a wagon, ain't got no mule Well he got a woman, but she ain't true Well he got a piano, ain't got no keys Yes he got a cracker, ain't got no cheese Well he got a woman, but she climbs trees