Nothin Wrong

I got three kids and a lovely wife I got a happy home and an electric carving knife (Arrangement 1) E|-3-0---------- B|-----3-0------ G|---------2-0-- D|-------------- A|-------------- E|-------------- that's why I wrote this song because there's nothin' wrong nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life I got a four wheel drive and I got a computer hard drive and I got Asheville? drive and I got plenty of motivational drive that's why I wrote this song because there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life |Tap the guitar box with your fingers but then one day |after the chords for percussion effect | my wife phoned to tell me I was on my own and now there's one thing wrong one thing wrong one thing wrong with my life so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life ( there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo) ( to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life well I, I caught my wife, and I, I had my electric knife and I just carved her up and put a end to my strife (Arrangement 1 down to ) and now there's nothin' wrong no, there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life ( nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life Speaking: / Guitar continues over until "...hell of a time" hello sheriff, what can I do for you? my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her. I left her all over the place. I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time. the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff. a-one two, one two three four succession.