Intro {6X}: / / / / / / / . / / Verse 1 (Chorus echoes each line except as noted): Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate Lookin' up every dress I can Suckin' wind through my upper plate I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) ({1} you f*ckin' dirty old man {2} disgusting!) Verse 2: Handin' out joints to the kids at school Givin' out pictures and porn and pills Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) ({2} ya prevert!) Verse 3: Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots Communist literature in my hands Pinchin' all the bosoms I can I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) ({2} you!) {instrumental break over verse chords} Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords) {cackle} Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard! I got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny cigarettes* for all you boys {sniff}, and I got *dirty pictures* for all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus cop's coming... I better split now. Remember Leon Trotsky! {cackle} {repeat verses 1-3} Coda: I'm a dirty old man
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