The Farm Yard Connection

Intro: (2x) Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection verse 1 What's your name? (Peter and Bob) What's your age? (we're 23) Where do you live? (we live on the farm) What do you do? (we plant weed) We gotta do what we do 'cause we can't draw dough We've gotta earn our living But every time the job squad come and intrude Bang goes another week's wages, bang goes another week's food Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection verse 2 What happened next? (policemen come) What did they do? (they make a rage) What did you do? (we've stood still) What did they do? (they drove away) We try to sit in the fields to protect our weed We've gotta earn our living And when the lawsuit come and took away our weed Bang went another week's wages, bang went the family's feed Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection Bridge A-hey diddle diddle, policemen on the fiddle He sold all the drugs to the man in the middle He put it on the plane at Heathrow central It was picked up by a hippie and at Hertz car rental Drove it into town and split it up in parcels Sold it to his friends at an ethnic party He talked about life, but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points He sat crossed legged and passed around the joint So they inhaled the West Indian export They talked about life but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points verse 3 We were back on the farm We're still working hard We've got deadlines to meet We're rushed off our feet We've got to replant the feed and it takes nine months to grow And we've gotta earn our living But if the crops don't show, we're gonna starve Bang goes another year’s wages, goodbye to life on the farm Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection