Beauty School Drop-out

Intro Verso 1: Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er do well Most mixed up non delinquent on the block Your future's so unclear now what's left of your career now Can't even get a trade in on your smock ( ) ( ) Beauty school drop out no graduation day for you Beauty school drop out missed your midterms and flunked shampoo Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up Verso 2: Baby get moving why keep your feeble hopes alive What are you proving? You've got the dream, but not the drive If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school ( ) Beauty school drop out hangin' around the corner store Beauty school drop out it's about time you knew the score Well they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a looker But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker Baby don't sweat it you're not cut out to hold a job Better forget it who wants their hair done by a slob Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled But still the world is cruel Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school Verso 3: Baby don't blow it don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it Even Dear Abby'd say the same Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky ( ) Final Beauty school drop out go back to high school