All Jacked Up

Verse 1: (all chord) 5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town I've only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going But I'm soakin' up the moment Chorus: I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up Verse 2: (all chord) It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock What the hell I'll have one more shot Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too Chorus 2: Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up Instrumental Break: Verse 3: (all chord) Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed in to the light pole All the town folk, got a good show Chorus 3: I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up Jacked up... woooo ooh One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar, hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are When you're all.... Jacked up All Jacked up, all Jacked up All Jacked up, all Jacked up yeah yeah yeah yeah....