Howlin' At The Moon

I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in I can't even spell my name, my heads in such a spin I tried to eat a steak with a big old tablespoon You got me chasin' rabbits, walkin' on my hands and howlin' at the moon Well, I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad And then I even went and lost what little sense I had Now I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loon You got me chasin' rabbits, pullin' out my hair and howlin' at the moon Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree 'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me I ate three bones for dinner today, then I treed a coon You got me chasin' rabbits, scratchin on fleas and howlin' at the moon I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass I pulled 'em up and I hollered WHOA!, said fill him up with gas The man picked up a monkey wrench and WHAM!, he changed my tune You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin out teeth and howlin' at the moon I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard But honey baby, when I fell the whole world must have jarred Now I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom You got me chasin' rabbits, pickin' out rings and howlin' at the moon