Cotton-eyed Joe

STARTS WITH VOCALS ONLY: Key of "C" "Grab your partner do-sa-do cause here we come with the Cotton-Eyed Joe" INTRO : PLAY VERSE INSTRUMENTALLY (2X) VERSE /VOCAL I'd been married long time ago had not been for cotton-eyed Joe Where did you come from..where did he go Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe? INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE TWO Got a ball-peen hammer and a two by four Gonna whip the hell out of Cotton-eyed Joe Where did you come from...where did he go Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE BRIDGE Now what you say...(Bull -shit!) Y'all say what...(Bull-shit!) Still can't hear you..(Bull-shit!) ...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE VERSE THREE Made himself a fiddle,...Made himself a bow Made a little tune...called the Cotton-Eyed Joe Where did you come from...Where did you go Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE BRIDGE INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE FOUR : Singer says "For you men only" Your woman goes out with her best friend for a shoppin' spree ,she's back at 10 asked If she used my credit card she said, "I don't remember cause I'm awful tired". BRIDGE ( Now boys,.. Whatcha say....B-S ) INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE FIVE: Singer says " For you women only" Your man leaves out with his best friend to the local bar ..for a taste of gin back at four with his new best friend He said,"I like you to meet Sarah Lynn" BRIDGE ( Now ladies,..Whatcha say....B-S ) INSTRUMENTAL : FASTER OVER VERSE INSTRUMENTAL : AGAIN FASTER OVER VERSE ....end