Living The Dream

Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive I’m half in the bag by half past five Why would I sleep at night When I’m living the dream verse 1 I’m a beer pong champ and a flip cup king Who’s no longer welcome at the dairy queen No shoes, no shirt, no more dipped cones for me I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners With the girl I date that I met on tinder I can’t call it love but I can call her any time I want Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive I’m half in the bag by half past five Why would I sleep at night When I’m living the dream verse 2 I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none Brought to you in part by my college fund Keg stands, forty hands, neighbours call the cops again I only smoke when I drink But I drink every day My only worry in the world is getting myself laid It’s a damn near miracle I don’t already have a kid Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive I’m half in the bag by half past five Why would I sleep at night When I’m living the dream Smoke em if you got em Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me...yes they do I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive I’m half in the bag by half past five Why would I sleep at night When I’m living the dream Now why would I sleep at night when I’m living the dream