Intro: () (chorus) I got my () brain in a jar in the closet in the dark (N.C.) I don't ever use it any()way Don't () think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging Is all I want to do these () days They oughta make a plan, get a research grant And study me around the () world I () know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about () girls (verse) It was a () born Daddy's () form Teacher () said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen But their ()teen Repeat Chorus (verse) Momma () down She said ()round Well they () looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw () all Repeat Chorus I () know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about () girls