Whiskey Would Be Risky

As I walk into this honkytonk bad luck showed up again in the form of my old lady in the arms of my best friend. She said "Darlin, oh my darlin won't you take me back again" I said leave me hear to smoke my mind alone where I stand. Chorus So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. So I sailed down to Mexico bad luck showed up again, in the form of Los Banditos with their rifles in their hands. Los Banditos, Los Banditos take the money from my hand. Just leave me here to smoke my mind, alone in the sand. Chorus So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. Yeah whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. Los Banditos came and took the money from my hand. Yeah liquer would be quicker if I didn't have you old friend. Cause whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. As I crawled across the border, bad luck showed up again in the form of Federalis with their pistols drawn again. Federalis, Federalis no I won't come back again, just leave me with some whiskey oh and leave me one last sin. Chorus So I rolled a smoke and I made a joke and I smoked a little sin. Cause whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. Yeah whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. Federalis came and took away all my sin. Yeah liquer would be quicker if I didn't have you old friend. Cause whiskey would be risky in the state of mind I'm in. Now my song is almost done and it's the morning after. As I woke up this morning, bad luck showed up again in the form of empty poskets, no more woman no more sin. Whiskey oh dear whiskey you're still my favorite friend. Cause liqueor would be quicker in the state of mind I'm in.