You Spit When You Talk

It's so hard to have a conversation with you It's not what you say or what you do You're my real good friend yes that I must admit That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this You spit when you talk Oh yeah, I had to say it Got something to say And then you go and spray it I got a dry-cleaning bill and I'm gonna make you pay it You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Well, at the office party You sang karaoke Electrocuted yourself Singing "Okie from Muskogee" It's not a little secret No, it's something that is known If you want to talk about it Can't you call me on the phone? Because you spit when you talk And I'm just being honest Everything I own Has your saliva on it If I talk to you much longer I swear I'm gonna vomit You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Now the only friends you have Are on Facebook and on MySpace They all talk behind your back 'Cause it's the only dry place You were so excited at the game When Jeter had a triple Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples You spit when you talk And it ain't getting better I know what you had for dinner 'Cause it's right here on my sweater If you've got an interpreter You'd better go and get her You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk