Sold (the Grundy County Auction)

INTRO: WELL, I WENT DOWN TO THE GRUNDY COUNTY AUCTION WHERE I SAW SOMETHING I JUST HAD TO HAVE MY MIND SAID I SHOULD PROCEED WITH CAUTION BUT MY HEART SAID GO AHEAD AND MAKE A BID ON THAT AND I SAID HEY PRETTY LADY WONT YOU GIVE ME A SIGN I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE ALL MINE I'LL DO YOUR BIDDIN AND BE AT YOUR BECKON CALL YEAH, I NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOKIN SO FINE MAN, I GOTTA HAVE HER, SHE'S A ONE OF KIND I'M GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE AND I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE WELL THE AUCTIONEER WAS GOING BOUT A MILE A MINUTE HE WAS TAKING BIDS AND CALLING THEM OUT LOUD AND I GUESS I WAS REALLY GETTING IN IT CAUSE I JUST SHOUTED OUT ABOVE THE CROWD AND I SAID HEY PRETTY LADY WONT YOU GIVE ME A SIGN I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE ALL MINE I'LL DO YOUR BIDDIN AND BE AT YOUR BECKON CALL YEAH, I NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOKIN SO FINE MAN, I GOTTA HAVE HER, SHE'S A ONE OF KIND I'M GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE I'M SOLD! TO THE LADY IN THE SECOND ROW SHE'S AN EIGHT, SHE'S A NINE, SHES A TEN I KNOW SHE'S GOT RUBY RED LIPS, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES AND I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE I'M SOLD TO THE LADY IN THE LONG BLACK DRESS WELL SHE WON MY HEART IT WAS NO CONTEST WITH HER RUBY RED LIPS, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES I'M ABOUT TO BID MY HEART GOODBYE BRIDGE: YEAH, WE FOUND LOVE ON THE AUCTION BLOCK AND I HAULED HER HEART AWAY NOW WE STILL LOVE TO LAUGH ABOUT THE WAY WE MET THAT DAY REPEAT CHORUS