Sunday Paper

verse 1 I'm tired of hearing your voice on my answering machine it seems like you've forgotten all the things you did to me Well you get drunk and lonely and start sayin I love you Your the one who walked away so here's what you can do Chorus Put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv Tell it to your dog when you walkin Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore verse 2 Well you said that you needed space So why do you keep crowding me why you drivin by my house you know this ain't your street Well I got the phone number If you wanna place an ad or two Well they got friendly operators who'd gladly assist you Chorus So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv Tell it to your dog when you walkin Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore Bridge Well you go so much time on your hands then give it to charity Go into therapy get yourself a hobby put in a melody, sing at the opry Just stop bugging me Put it in the sky in writin' or on a scoreboard at a football game write it with a sharpie on your forehead then walk around for days Tell it to you nosey neighbor and it mail it up to your front door Put it in the sunday paper I don't wanna hear it anymore Chorus So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv Tell it to your dog when you walkin Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore