Dont Feed The Trolls Ukulele

Jonathan Coulton

verse 1 Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell So she only gave it two stars Worst place ever She's the kind of person, anyway she tries Always disappointed so she never feels surprised When she is always disappointed Pre-Chorus 1 She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you And when the bright lights find you Don't let your heart get lazy Keep all the worst behind you That stuff will make you crazy Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls verse 2 Hello operator, please give me number nine If you disconnect me I think that would be fine Because all I can hear is talking So much talking Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good And anyway, I didn't read it Pre-Chorus 2 Who writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me And when the bright lights find you They're gonna shine right through you Keep all the worst behind you Don't let the words get to you Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls verse 3 The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark And we don't have a lot of time left Pre-Chorus 3 You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me Somebody called, they want their something back I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be And when the bright lights find you Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me Keep all the worst behind you That stuff will make you crazy Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

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