Lord hear my prayer Look down on me I'm not as wealthy as I used to be It's not even ten and I'm busted again Why does this happen to me? Give me a sign Show me you care A straight to the Ace Lord, or even a pair I can't make it alone and I'll sink like a stone Unless you can undo what I've done So Lord lift me up in your tender embrace Lend me your wisdom, your strength and your grace Help me to smash my opponent's fat face Oh Lord help me take money from my friends Deep down I know That it's only a game But I want them shaking in terror and shame It's just poker and beer Still I need them to fear me Lord It's not enough just to win Deal me good cards and I'll handle the math We'll take their money while they take a bath I'll show them my hand and you'll show them your wrath Oh Lord help me take money from my friends (x4322x)*** And I don't want to cheat them Because I know that's a sin (fingerpick on string: 2,3) I just want to defeat them And make it hurt when I win Make it hurt when I win... So poke them with sticks And crush them with stones Chew them up good Lord and spit out their bones Make my riches grow and let those bitches know That you hate them and love only me Burn it all down until nothing survives Make them regret for the rest of their lives The day that they bet their dogs and their wives Oh Lord help me take money from Help me take money from Help me take money from my friends

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