Intro: There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still There are children making angels in the snow The sunset paints the sky at night An old man works by candlelight A tiny baby smiles and waves hello In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies And the men are happy wearing matching ties A pair of poodles A broken finger will not bend Soup with noodles A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend A sexy lady This party's better than it seems Warren Beatty Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams x2 A visit to the dentist A place to get some pie A rainbow floats above a waterfall A ferris wheel, a carousel The landlord never learned to spell Someone put graffiti on the wall Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star And Dwyer's rocking out on air guitar A freight train passes Someone's grandma owns a gun A dog with glasses A strange balloon man has too much fun Thumbs up for Slurpees If you're receiving then you're not gay A case of herpes As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK Outro:
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