Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear When everybody’s marching in the fancy pants parade He’s gonna pass the test He’s gonna be the best The best in terms of pants You look in every catalog you shop at every store Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more When suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen And even though you know It’s gonna cost a lot of dough You have to have the world’s best pants Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants The whole world knows It’s only clothes And deep inside He’s sad They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it’s true You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high Everybody cheers While he’s blinking back the tears He doesn’t even have the best pants Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants It’s all he had But don’t feel bad He’d do the same To you
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