Intro: Verse Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L Verse By the second grade I was five foot two Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall And the coach-es had me playin' high school football Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Verse Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold They want a real man with meat on his bones I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Guitar solo Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Solo Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself Why all the girls love a double X-L Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L Outro
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