Rich White Straight Men

Intro verse 1 You could ride a unicorn to school And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don’t!) And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free That makes sense and that's fair (no it’s not!) And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car Pre-Chorus 1 Vroom vroom Fuck you (fuck you!) What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!) What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!) verse 2 N.C. If you're from another land then come here You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!) And if you are a boy who loves a boy You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!) And if you are a lady and you do your lady work Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds Pre-Chorus 2 Cha-ching Fuck you (fuck you!) What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha) Bridge Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wish the world was different Where who you love and who you are Was nobody’s fucking business N.C. What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) What if rich, white, straight men Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) What if