Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead And the fucking misses going off her fucking head I've had an absolute cunt of a day and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day No hot water had to take a cold shower scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels had an absolute cunt of a day pulling on me jeans and tripped busted me nose and split me fucking lip got me cock caught in me fucking zip iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day then driving me self to the docs packet of tissues wrapped around me cock not a good time to get stopped by the cops iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day the bastards didn't even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail! iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please! iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day everything that could go did go wrong, so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days