The History Of Wrong Guys

Intro Oh, no. you don't dare. Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No! I think I have a crush. I can't. I think I'm falling for him. Oh, no Why not? verse 1 Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time. Are you gonna be another one of mine? Uhn-ohw. verse 2 Used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright eyed guy in your place? You're kind of cute When you're not so shy. Uhn-ohw. Break I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so "eh" A limp-lackluster bore But now you're changing into Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought? How can you surprise me anymore? -ore... -ore... -ore...? Dialogue He's got a girlfriend, you flake! Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? verse 3 Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends. I'm better off without him We're better off as friends. Uhn-ohw. Break But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before -ore... -ore... -ore... Break The history of wrong guys. Chapter one - he's a bum Two - he's not into you Three - he's a sleaze Four - loves the girl next door Five - loves the boy next door Six - don't love you no more N.C. - makes you insecure, makes you so unsure, is so immature, N.C. loves his mother more, or... N.C. ... has a girlfriend named Ni-col-a. Er... Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore -ore... -ore... -ore... Trish: N.C. Where you off to? Lauren: I've been exec-utized.