Intro: bum bum bum… No ma'am i wont steal a kiss No ma'am I wont make her cry And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten. Yes sir I do well in school Yes sir both my parents work And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes. bum bum bum…. Please sit down I'll take your coat Have some wine I'll clear my throat And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear. And as your eyelids gently close I'll place a kiss upon your cheek And you will know for sure That I'm the perfect gentleman I'll bake and cook and clean Be the man of your dreams Do whatever you want Christine But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. bum bum bum…. Can I walk to your door Well I insist, yes I'm sure No its not that far from where I live bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please Have a guess, is that a tease Well I could try but it might be a while before I call. I spend hours by the phone Dialing like a cone Till I finally reached her mom. But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. Every trick in the book, got to learn Every trick in the book, got to learn Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. bum bum bum…. No I am not like thaat at all
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