You Can't Fight The Homestuck

Intro x4 verse 1 John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world. Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro verse 2 Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious! verse 3 Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends. Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? verse 4 Lil' Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God tiers. March drag who even is this douchebag? Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious! Verse 5 Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass Verse 6 Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious! Verse 7 Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ Verse 8 Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here! Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious! Verse 9 Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie verse 10 Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode! Bridge You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious! Chorus You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's so contagious!