If I Could Talk As Fast As I Think

Intro: verse 1 (Guy) If I could talk just as fast as I think I'd have you quick as a wink Cause I think I'm a feller you ought to know better And I'd like to buy you a drink verse 2 And the thing we ought to be doin' Is sittin' here pitchin' and a wooin' Well I could say some things that would tickle you pink If I could talk as fast as I think verse 3 (Girl) If you could do everything that you say You might get the time of day But so far buddy your lines are all muddy And I wish you'd just go away verse 4 I can handle insistence But kindly please keep your distance And as long as you're here you might as well stay If you can do everything that you say (Both) Let's keep talkin' all night We're a man and a woman, at least that's right And these days you can't take a chance At just anything walkin' in pants Instrumental Verse 5 (Guy) If I could walk just as fast as I talk I'd amble you out to the dock And we'd watch all the fishes and make a few wishes And mine might give you a shock Verse 6 Cause the things you're apt to be hearin' Are ever so sweet and endearin' You'd have to guard your heart with a key and a lock If I could walk as fast as I talk Verse 7 (Girl) If you could kiss just as good as you lie Well I might just give you a try But you're just braggin' and you're tongue is a waggin' Like a silly flirt when he's high Verse 8 I have trouble conceivin' Of you and me up and leavin' But as long as you're here you might as well buy If you can kiss just as good as you lie (Both) Let's keep a talkin' all night We're a man and a woman, at least that's right And these days you can't take a chance At just anything walkin' in pants Instrumental Verse 9 (Both) If we could film everything that we see We'd all be on the T.V. It's a little bit foolish and sort of high schoolish But everyone seems to agree verse 10 Though there ain't much new to be sayin' The game is still worth the playin' We could laugh at ourselves and this whole comedy If we could film everything that we see Outro (Guy) But I'd still say things that would tickle you pink If I could talk as fast as I think