North American Scum

INTRO: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh where to begin We are North Americans And for those of you who still think we're from England We're like, no We've been on planes and on trains Till we think we might die, far from North America Where the buildngs are old And you might have lots of mimes I hate the feeling when you're loookin' at me that way 'Case we're North Americans But if we act all shy, it'll make it okay It makes it go away Oh, I don't know, oh, where to begin When we're North Americans But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again Come on, North America Ahh... We are North American scum Ahh... We're from North America INSTRUMENTAL: And all the kids, all the kids who want to make the scene Here in North America Well now your kids get to read it in your magizines We don't have those So where's the love, where's the love, Where's the love tonight But there's no love man, There's no love and the kids are uptight So throw a party until the cops come in and bust it up Let's go North America Oh, you were planning it I didn't mean to interrupt Sorry I did it once and my parents got pretty upset Freaked out in North America But then I said the more I do it, the better it gets Let's rock North America Ahh... We are North American scum Ahh... We're from North America Ahh... We are North American scum Ahh... We're North American INSTRUMENTAL: New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent We're from North America It's the furthest you can live from the government Some proud American Christians might disagree Here in North America but New York's the only place We're keeping them off the street Now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all night Shut down in North America Oh, like Berlin where they go another night, alright You see, I love this place that I've grown to know Alright, North America And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten foot pole 'Cause we're North Americans Ahh... We are North American scum Ahh... We're from North America Ahh... We are North American scum Ahh... We're North American Take me back to the States man North American scum Well, we could be where we want to be in in North America Where the DJ gigs aren't as lame Here in North American scum But don't blame the Canadians Look out, North America