All American

Intro: ------ x2 Verse: ------ Well in 2007 I took a little trip Along with my guitar, 'cross the mighty Miss-a-sip And I was headin' out to Cali' for a show or two Well I'd been drivin' for a damn long time My eyes were getting heavy and my throat was dry So I stopped off in this little Texas town For a brew Well every one stared, I don't know why Had my aviators on just to shade my eye It must have been the long hair and sandels I had on Yeah I just wasn't quite Western enough No boots, hats or buckles or any of that stuff And my t-shirt had some lyrics from a Bob Marley song So I sat at the bar, put my head down low Figured just one beer then I would go 'Cause I'd never been one to go around lookin' for a fight So I finished the beer, put my tip on the bar Started making my way out front to the car Thought I'd hit the road and everything would be alright Wrong! Intertlude: ----------- x2 Verse: ------ You know things don't always go as planned You just got to play the cards in your hand And that day God dealt me a two and a seven off suite Well I'd almost made it to the door When suddenly I found my ass on the floor And I'd looked up to see what I'd gotten myself into He's about six foot five, three hundred pounds It was him and his buddies all standin' around Just starin' down at me with this evil look in their eye He said you look like a goddamn liberal bastard Bet you love Marylin Albright and hate Dennis Thacher And judgin' by the hippy shit you're wearin' I'd say I'm right Well you're an unpatriotic Yankee piece of shit You'll vote Hillary Clinton for president And if you'll step outside I'll knock some sense in your head Things were escalatin' really fast I had to think of something quick just to save my ass So I stood up, brushed my self off, looked at him and said Chorus: