When It Rain It Pours

Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had and by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone then when Thursday came around I was all alone so I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65 Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong I was caller #5 on the radio station won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore oohh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves what I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call and I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore oh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now it all started on the day that she walked out Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong I was caller #5 on the radio station won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore oohh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours