Incommunicado

I'd be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name But I've got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicado And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados But I don't want to be the back page interview I don't want launderette anonymity I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard, a dummy in Tussaud's you'll see Incommunicado, incommunicado Incommunicado, incommunicado I'm a Marquee veteran, a multimedia bona fide celebrity I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboy, a Peter Pan with street credibility Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity, call it déjà vu I just put my faith in destiny, it's the way that I choose But I don't want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine Or currently residing in the "Where Are They Now?" file, a toupee on the cabaret scene I want to do adverts for American Express cards, talk shows on prime time TV A villa in France, my own cocktail bar and that's where you're gonna find me Incommunicado, incommunicado Incommunicado, incommunicado Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity, call it déjà vu I just put my faith in destiny, it's the way that I choose Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, it's the only way Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado