Big Red Barn

Intro verse 1 Sittin’ all alone in my big red barn Entertaining critters who don’t give a darn Singing for ducks and geese and chickens Bayin’ like a hound and playing like the (one, two, three, four) dickens Poor little me, sittin’ in the dust Oh, no one to help me, no one to trust Sittin’ in the shadow, yearnin’ for the sun Oh, nothing, nix, nil, naught, not even one verse 2 Just dust and feathers and why and whethers Just “Get to work”, no get-togethers Scores of chores, scores of yokels and boors Love’s never going to knock on these barn doors Poor little me, should be sittin’ by the sea No k-i-s-s-i-n-g No l-u-v, no fun, fun, fun No, no one to hold tight, not even one Instrumental verse 3 This big red barn is startin’ to lean But I’m sittin here rockin’ like a barnyard queen Roof’s caved in and floor’s rotted through Just held together with cobweb glue Poor little me, sittin’ in the dust Got no one to help me, no one to trust Sittin’ in the shadow, yearnin’ for the sun No, nothing, nix, nil, naught, zero, zilch, none Instrumental verse 4 The big red barn finally fell to the ground And I packed while ducks quacked all around Sold the chickens for a ticket and a new bikini Flew south with the geese, hope no one seen me Poor little me, finally sittin’ by the sea Just k-i-s-s-i-n-g They’re gettin’ in line, one by one Oh, he’s next, you’re done