Verse: Give me lots of money A house upon a hill Send me pretty women Or threaten me And still I'll come up to your house And attempt to fix your sink Do a mediocre job As I'm leaving you will think If you're needing something You know that I'll be gone I will not answer when you call If you're waiting for me Then you'll be waiting long I can't be counted on at all Verse: My eye is on the pork The pork is in the pan If something needs a'doing Well, you know I'm not your man If you're counting on me You know I'll let you down You can't be counting on me 'Cause you know I'm just a clown If you're waiting for me Then you'll be waiting long I will not answer when you call If you're needing something You know that I'll be gone I can't be counted on at all Solo Verse: Give me lots of money A house upon a hill Send me pretty women Or threaten me And still My eye is on the pork The pork is in the pan If something needs a'doing Well, you know I'm not your man If you're needing something You know that I'll be gone I will not answer when you call If you're waiting for me Then you'll be waiting long I can't be counted on at all I can't be counted on at all I can't be counted on at all I can't be counted on at all I can't be counted on at all solo
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