Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

You say eether and I say eyether You say neether and I say nyther Eether, eyether, neether, nyther Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like potahto You like tomato and I like tomahto Potato, potahto, tomahto, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart A-9 So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off You say laughter and I say lawfter You say after and I say awfter Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off You like Havana and I like Havahnah You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs. Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part, Then that might break my heart So, if you like oysters and I like ersters I'll take oysters and give up ersters For we know we need each other, so we Better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off