Talking To The Wrong Man

Michael Martin Murphy (with his son) Tabbed by Guitarviper Hey daddy, I've got a problem Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride And the way she touched my hand dad I got this funny feeling deep inside So I leaned over and I kissed her I put my arms around her and then Well she reached out and she slapped me She said, "You're just like all the other men" Son you're talking to the wrong man If you wanna know what girls are all about You're talking to the wrong man Still ain't got your mama figured out Modulate to By the way son, I've got a problem I wonder could you talk with me a while You see lately your mama she ignores me Hardly ever gives me a little smile So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me The way you younger fellas comb your hair Think I need to change my style son Could you show me something really cool to wear? Chorus: Dad you're talking to the wrong man If you wanna know what girls are all about You're talking to the wrong man Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out So I guess we'll just go fishin' Or maybe head out to that old gold course today When our buddies ask us about women I think I know exactly what we'll say Chorus: Boys you're talking to the wrong man If you wanna know what girls are all about You're talking to the wrong man Still ain't got them women figured out Still ain't got them women figured out